Friday, January 28, 2011

new items at Neverwear!

hard to believe it is almost February---

We elves here at Neverwear have been very busy coming up with new Neil items...


We are lucky to have such terrific artists as colleagues, see below, a new Anansi Boys sticker designed by our friend Christopher Salmon who is bringing us the short film,THE PRICE.


Christopher is going to have a new production blog up soon, with a special video message from Mister Neil shot by yours truly on his last LA visit ( I will give a prize to the first person who guesses location where we shot it)-
watch this space: THE PRICE UPDATES.
You can still donate to the project at the THE PRICE website, and it may be the only way to secure your copy of the short film.


here is the full-color 2" x 6.5" Anansi Boys sticker:



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(aren't we all just doing the best we can?)


BUY THE LIME STICKER HERE.


Also, we made a mighty Cabal sticker, full-color 4" x 6", drawn by our hero Jouni Koponen who drew Neil's sold-out SAUCERS print :


From Kitty's Neverwear



here, Cabal walks his owner along with Miss Pearl, down by the creek, last year, this was before Lola came along--


From Kitty's Neverwear


a chunk of the profits raised from this sticker will go to VALLEY OF THE KINGS, who rescue and care for abused animals.
They have saved many wolf brothers, sort of cousins to Cabal. We are trying to raise money to sponsor Socrates and Obie, tigers who have been saved from a lifetime of misery and neglect. Valley of the Kings is home to approximately 50 animals: lions, tigers, llamas, lynxes, cougars, dogs, exotic birds, burros, bengals, pigs, horses, even a camel! They are not a state funded institution, they depend on the kindness of us humans. See more info on this amazing refuge HERE.

BUY CABAL STICKER HERE.


for February's special, we are offering a limited edition 2" x 6" Anansi Boys bookmark (same as the sticker design) with any $20 purchase:



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Sunday, January 23, 2011

new Neil mailbox--

as always, Mister Neil's mailbox is full to overflowing...


I spent all Sunday opening and sorting and addressing the piles.
When Neil was in town 2 weeks ago, I got him into a corner, put tea before him and had him reply to as many as he could in between all his meetings.





He drew a very clever and detailed Dalek for Court in Tennessee who sent this Dr. Who book. (Neil's sketch on the right)





I know we mustn't judge books by their covers, but this newest from Entrekin looks aces. (Neil, may i borrow?)




This darling tee came from the librarians at the ALA, look at the last panel--




I think Neil may even wear white in this case...
to buy this great shirt and support their cause, go HERE.


this big beautiful book of sheet music and CD came from Chris Opperman. wow!
He writes that he was very inspired by the storylines in A Game of You
and he convinced the talented Mark Buckingham to illustrate the cover of the Lionheart CD. Can't wait to hear this...




Daniel from Scythia Films sent in his film You Are Here,
Neil gets sent so many short films, and truly, he can't watch them all, but this gets A+ on the terrific packaging.






this box came in for me me me, though, and now i am rich in old beat-up comics, thank you CW!!!!
Look at this gold mine. Bonus? my favorite Berni Wrightson, right on top!! (*insert howl at moon here)






we went to see Patton Oswalt signing his new book ZOMBIE SPACESHIP WASTELAND & brought him a Roger Waters hat, which he promptly donned. What a delight, i didn't know he was from Virginia originally, my hometown boy! Drew & Patton bonded over D & D...oy.




lastly, looking out my treehouse window this weekend, who should I see but Spidey getting ready to go to work--ha!





Thursday, January 20, 2011

magic magic magic...& tigers.

Neil flew out to the west coast last week for the ALA conference and I went with him down to San Diego.





Here, he signs the big official library posters....
(yes, Armistead Maupin was in the house!)




Neil & Charles, posing with the ALA award to the CBLDF in San Diego's Gaslamp district:



on the escalator with the two E's: Elyse & Elise, on our way to swim in a sea of smart librarians:







the night before Neil's Q & A with Nancy Pearl, the Queen of the Librarians,
we went out to sushi dinner with Jamy Ian Swiss, a king among magicians & his lady Candace.
he dazzled us with his up-close close-up magic:






next day, we went back to LA, where Neil did the voice of himself on the Simpsons,
and yes, he really nailed it.
here w/the high-IQ Matt Selman & hedge-Bart.






in between all his meetings and appointments, I placed a big pile of fan mail in front of our hero,
along with tea. If you are waiting patiently for a Neil-response, we thank you-- (A new Neil MailBox entry soon!)



here Neil gives back to the world, posing for the super-talented Allan Amato's charity project. The final photos will be a knock-out. see Allan's work HERE.




Drew & I packed up THE PRICE posters endlessly, and by now they should all be in their new homes:






At sushi dinner, we mentioned to Mr. Swiss that we were going to Wisconsin for our honeymoon and that we'd be visiting the Safe House there, a spy bar mixed with magic. He told us to look up his associate, Chris Ivanovich, and voila! there he was when we walked in...
what a lovely guy & his magic shut my mouth---wow.





we also met tigers & lions at Valley of the Kings, as guests of Dr. Chris Pagel, and there aren't enough thank-yous.


Here he is with Oksana, an 800 pound tiger, playing like a kitten:





Dr. Chris gave us a play toy from Obie the tiger for Cabal & Lola, and you can see, it is punctured and gouged, clawed to bits. He advised us to clean it in a bleach solution before passing it along, as he wasn't looking to be the one who done in Neil's dogs--
we pulled it out of the duffel bag when we got home and Batman & Selina Kyle went BONKERS! smelling and racing around, looking for what the BLEEP smelled like that...




i will never ever be far away from this day. to help them with their selfless cause,
please donate what you can to VALLEY OF THE KINGS.

come over to my furrytiger blog to get more on this trip,
tigers & lions and the House on the Rock, oh my....


meanwhile, I leave off with this interview of a bright young star on the magic scene.

CAT’S 13 QUESTIONS WITH CROW GARRETT:


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Q: How did you start walking on the magician’s path?


A: Someone told me that magic gets the girls…(just joking). When I was five, a magician came to my school and I became hooked on magic after seeing him perform. I never forgot that and when I turned thirteen, my Mom took me to meetings for magicians at the Society of American Magicians.


Q. For your magic, do you prefer to use coins, cards, illusions? Or….?


A: I carry cards on me all the time. They are small, plus you can’t spend them! I enjoy a little bit of everything though. I’m happiest when the trick gets me close enough to people to see their reaction, their smiles.


Q: What, in your opinion, is the worst thing a magician can do to his/her audience?


I often see magicians walk out on to the stage with a superior attitude, as if the audience can’t do what they can.


Q: ...and the best thing a magician can do to his/her audience?

A: I like to treat my audience as an equal, like they are long lost friends of mine; it’s more fun that way. Tell a story that gets the audience involved. Always leave them with a smile.

Q. What is a trick you have never forgotten?

A: The Metamorphosis, from that first magician I saw at school when I was five.

Q: The most difficult skill to master in your experience?

A: Being able to create a lasting connection with the audience. Some magicians still don’t know how to do this.
Other than that, I would have to say, mastering flourishing. I can do a little bit, but Keone Valdez & The Buck Twins, Dan & Dave are true masters.


Q: Any living or dead magician you would like to meet/learn their secrets?

A: Living, David Copperfield. He is one ot the best story tellers ever. A magician that has passed on…Johnny Carson. Not many people knew he was a magician.


Q: Do you use an assistant in your act? Any advice you would give to one hopeful to assist you?

A: Not that often. Much of what I do is close up, street magic. Maybe one day, I will use an assistant. My advice? Make sure you love the art of magic. A great documentary is Women in Boxes. It documents the blood, sweat and tears that go into the art.


Q: The best advice you yourself ever got from a fellow magician? Anything you’d care to pass on to a new magician?


A: Just have fun! True, I may want to be a rock star, but like most magicians, we are just comic book nerds that collect decks of cards. Don’t take yourself too seriously.





Q: What is it like performing at the Magic Castle?


A: For any magician, it’s one of the best places to perform.
Every time I am in LA, I go to the Castle, find an empty spot and start a trick, the audience will find me.

Q: What would you suggest people do not miss there?


A: It’s like an addiction—the Magic Castle is like Disneyland, you can’t experience everything on the first visit.
Do not miss the Palace of Mystery!

Q: Where do you see yourself in five years?

A: Taking over the world, with a deck of cards. I would like to try some TV acting, I want to do a documentary road trip, doing street magic across the country. Want to explore the magic of New Orleans...I will be launching my Kickstarter project on this in the next month or so.
No matter what, I will still be doing magic. People will know my name.

Q. Finally, I will ask you to answer a question of your own choosing,
Something you’d like us to know that I didn’t ask.


A: I think you did a great job and we covered alot in just 13 questions. This was fun, thanks, Kitty. People do ask me all the time, “How do you do the things you do?” and I tell them, “I’m just bad ass!”

Yes, you are...thank you, Crow---
for more Crow, click HERE .


photo by Will Turner.
(all others by me.)

Sunday, December 26, 2010

price hike tomorrow at midnight west coast time!

hello all,
hope your eggnog was spiky and your glowy lampposts all covered in glittering snowfall.
I want to drop a quick reminder on the future price of the 100 Words print...(and be sure that DESERT WIND will be next....)

We have hit the halfway mark on the beautiful black and white print of Neil's poem 100 WORDS illustrated by the oh-so-talented Jim Lee
and I wanted to give you fine people a heads up...
we will be raising the price on this print December 27th, 2010 to $50.00.


BUY 100 WORDS HERE.

Jim Lee Neil Gaiman neverwear

****spend $20 on anything at NEVERWEARand you will get a promo poster for THE PRICE film as well---happy new year!

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A hundred words to talk of death?
At once too much and not enough.
My plans beyond that final breath
are currently a little rough.

The dying thing comes on so slow:
reluctance to get out of bed
is magnified each day and so
transmuted into dead.

I dream of dying all alone,
nobody there to watch me pass
nothing remains for me to own,
no breath remains to fog the glass.

And when I do put down my pen
my memories will fly like birds.
When I am done, when I am dead,
and finished with my hundred words.
-Neil Gaiman

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Christmas Eve eve....

this has been a year to be grateful for...
thankful for all the friendships we have made over the Neverwear website and all you lovely faithful Neil readers...
This was also the year i got married my dream date, Drew, i met him on the road four years ago, on Rob Zombie tour.
Drew came home yesterday from the Roger Waters THE WALL tour.
gone for over five months, it is so grande to have him home for the holidays.
see us here at the Oakland show with the rockstarry missus AManda Palmer.






we have been madly wrapping presents, singing carols, sticking bows on sleeping cats and trying to stay dry in the torrential Los ANgeles rainstorms of recent days....lookit, yesterday's double rainbow!




here's Batman pre-decorations, resting on his best friend.


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just wanted to remind you that we have hit the halfway mark on the beautiful black and white print of Neil's poem 100 WORDS illustrated by the oh-so-talented Jim Lee
and I wanted to give you fine people a heads up...
we will be raising the price on this print December 27th, 2010 to $50.00.
(buy it anytime during December and you will get a promo poster for THE PRICE film as well)

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BUY 100 WORDS limited edition print HERE.

Jim Lee Neil Gaiman neverwear

A hundred words to talk of death?
At once too much and not enough.
My plans beyond that final breath
are currently a little rough.

The dying thing comes on so slow:
reluctance to get out of bed
is magnified each day and so
transmuted into dead.

I dream of dying all alone,
nobody there to watch me pass
nothing remains for me to own,
no breath remains to fog the glass.

And when I do put down my pen
my memories will fly like birds.
When I am done, when I am dead,
and finished with my hundred words.
-Neil Gaiman

Thursday, December 16, 2010

JIM LEE/NEIL GAIMAN PRINT RUN HALFWAY GONE!

We have hit the halfway mark on the beautiful black and white print of Neil's poem 100 WORDS illustrated by the oh-so-talented Jim Lee
and I wanted to give you fine people a heads up...
we will be raising the price on this print December 27th, 2010 to $50.00.
(buy it in the next two weeks and you will get a promo poster for THE PRICE film as well)


BUY IT HERE.

Jim Lee Neil Gaiman neverwear

A hundred words to talk of death?
At once too much and not enough.
My plans beyond that final breath
are currently a little rough.

The dying thing comes on so slow:
reluctance to get out of bed
is magnified each day and so
transmuted into dead.

I dream of dying all alone,
nobody there to watch me pass
nothing remains for me to own,
no breath remains to fog the glass.

And when I do put down my pen
my memories will fly like birds.
When I am done, when I am dead,
and finished with my hundred words.
-Neil Gaiman

new Neil mailbox & a limited poster offer--

Hearing of snow snow snow everywhere across the country--
looking out at the sunny & 70* Los Angeles day....*yawn.
i want some inclement weather!
Yesterday at the post office, i was informed that mail to Pennsylvania,
New York, Ohio and a few other choice spots, will be delayed.
The mail planes aren't landing...
Here's hope that everything gets through quickly
and in time for gifting.


for the rest of the month, if you spend $20 or more at NEVERWEAR, I will send you one of the promotional posters for the upcoming
THE PRICE film by the talented Mr. Christopher Salmon. To learn more about this film based on Neil's tale of a brave black cat doing battle with a powerful enemy, click HERE.

this is the 11" x 17" poster:


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A continuing feature on this blog, photos of what shows up in Neil's mail box...

a beautiful signed-to-Neil by Salman Rushdie book:


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another beautiful signed-to-Neil book by the prolific Jackie Kessler:



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(seriously girl, you write so fast--how do you do it?!)


this next book literally stopped the presses at the treehouse, I sat on the floor and stared at this for a solid hour.

HAUNTED AIR, a marvel of recent history, old Hallowe'en photos collected by Ossian Brown.
(full disclosure, i am a huge Coil fan to boot, so i was doubly entranced)
Brown edited these anonymous photos (taken between 1875 and 1955)
Boss, you will treasure this one.
There is a foreward by David Lynch for extra beauty.



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This would be a perfect book for Neil's new Hallowe'en book-giving tradition, and you can get it HERE.
what? you didn't hear about this new tradition, ALL HALLOW'S READ? learn more HERE.